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on-ramp hero 

Driver who, when entering the freeway, attempts to pass every car possible via the on-ramp before merging as the on-ramp ends (despite having numerous opportunities to merge safely prior). Of course, if oneself is doing it you're an on-ramp hero. If someone else is doing it, they're simply an asshole.
Passenger in my car: "Dude! On-ramp hero. You can pass a least six more cars."

Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.
on-ramp hero by Mr70Homers April 28, 2022
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on-ramp blocking 

the practice of preventing a driver from safely merging onto a freeway or other high-speed roadway. this is accomplished by the blocking car driving at the same speed as the merging car, and directly slongside. this action usually causes the merging driver to back off and merge behind the blocker; sometimes, though, the two cars collide because neither one gives way. often associated with NASCAR fans on public roads, on-ramp blocking is also common in major metropolitan areas.
jed: man, i couldn't believe it!! i was trying to get on the freeway, but some clown in a hyundai accent decided to ride alongside of me until we almost crashed at the entrance. what a jag-off!
ned: yeah, too many people commit random acts of on-ramp blocking these days. i'll take the back roads and avoid trouble.

on ramp for cock 

When a man grows a thin strip of hair from his bottom lip to the bottom of his chin.
Hey Bryan... time to trim your on ramp for cock.
on ramp for cock by foofykitty August 16, 2006

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When Hoes On Rampage Ends 

A joke abbreviation of the word "whore". Often said after an explanation of a sexual experience.
Person 1: "Dude, I fucked this chick last night so hard, she was screaming 'I'm your little whore!' over and over again. It was sweet.'

Person 2: *chuckles* When hoes on rampage ends.

Person 1: *?* Wut?

Person 3: Stellar. BEYOTCH.

Oh dear shes on a rampage! 

usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)
Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)

Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage

Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".

Oh Dear shes on a rampage!

(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")

Runnin rampant on hoes 

To fornicate with excessive amounts of women.
Gary has been runnin rampant on hoes.