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Shit's on the Horizon 

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
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no line on the horizon 

No Line on the Horizon is the twelfth studio album by Irish rock band U2. It is released on 27 February 2009, comes after the longest gap between studio albums in the band's career.

This album is strongly expected both by U2's fans and critics who make a living in them, and it turned out to be a controversal one, since it appears that more people don't like it.

This album is still a unprecedanted and epoch-making one.
1. This year’s preoccupation with commercial success at the Grammys shuts out U2’s No Line on the Horizon

2. The BBC has admitted coverage of the launch of U2 album No Line On The Horizon last February, went too far - giving "undue prominence" to the band.

3. U2's virtual fans really love No Line On The Horizon last February
no line on the horizon by dingbono February 7, 2010

stones on the horizontal 

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis
Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!

on the right side of horizontal 

to still be alive as opposed to being dead
dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee 

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee
The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026