Jibbly John on the Half Shell 

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011

possum on the half shell 

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

possum on the half shell by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

oyster on the half shell 

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

oyster on the half shell by whitepar October 1, 2015

Mary on the half shell 

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

Mary on the half shell by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

Pecans on the half shell 

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

Pecans on the half shell by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

our lady on the halfshell 

a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this incarnation she looks disturbingly like something found in shellfish. Frequently the shell shaped back is painted light .blue to make the statue stand out more

Look at all these our lady on the halfshell's!! This must be an italian neighborhood.

our lady on the halfshell by slipsheet January 1, 2006