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Sex on the beach rule 1 

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
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1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. 

the boss phase sequence in destiny 2: Beyond Light's "Disgraced" strike, referring to the 1 phase the boss appears on the bottom at the start of the final encounter, the 2 phases up on the rear wooden platform, and a final phase back at the bottom of the room.

not an innuendo for sexual positioning whatsoever.
"remember, give her 1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. take it easy now, so as to avoid accidents boys."

cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop 

wot cops say wen one of there fellow cops is killed, is used in the song deep cover
Cop : theres bin a 1-8-7 on the motorway

chief: damn this is all we need where a man down

cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop 

"cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop" refers to the California Penal code section 187, the section relating to murder.
DA: cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop, he's up for the death penalty.

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'" 

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"
Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? 

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.
Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

Im on the 15th floor 

used in the ghetto neighoring areas or (hood) to describe a hard dumbass high when the occupant of the high has taken exactly 15 pills causing them to be angery and easlily agravated towards things that may even be nothing but harmless.
Man in car listening to music see's workers at his local walmart dancing to his music suddenly overcome with anger feels they are making fun of him decides to yell out the window "dont mess with me bitch im on the 15th floor mother fucker!"