When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.
"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1
by Allen Jordan November 30, 2010
It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?
Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.
What did you expect?
Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.
Look Jesus Christ A hedgehog on a trampoline
by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 22, 2017
A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.
by Denver Dudes March 13, 2011
The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod September 23, 2015
the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.
bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
by hockeyplaya2378 April 3, 2011
by trampoline enthusiast April 24, 2017
Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.
Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.
by JohnSmitty July 8, 2006