hairy porpoise

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

Man...that chick over there has a real hairy porpoise anal booty butthole hairy brown starfish

by Ramsoccer2 April 28, 2016

Angry Porpoise

It starts with a male doing his partner from behind. The male then removes his member from the vagina placing the tip against his partners asshole as if he is attempting anal sex. The female immediately looks back at the male making a dolphin or porpoise sound..."Ehh Ehh, Ehh Ehh"...as if saying no way.

She was getting hot during some doggystyle sex, so I tried for the alternative but got only the angry porpoise.

by "Skinney" Kinney April 26, 2010

pounding the porpoise

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).

Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

Chokin' The Porpoise

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

by Vantality Akenfa April 9, 2010

brown porpoise

When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.

I heard two men brown porpoising the other night. I was quite perturbed.

by becky April 13, 2005

porpoise pussy

An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.

My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Quarter Porpoise

The stage between a flaccid penis and a full erection.

"Dude she rubbed her butt up against me, and I'm at quarter porpoise right now"

by registeredmurse October 22, 2022