When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
by Lou April 11, 2005
A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.
1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.
by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010
The sexual act of ejaculating around a females wrist, and having her shove her fist up the male counterparts asshole.
by Pineapple Trapdoor February 26, 2015
by Dallas Longmuir September 25, 2003
AN OBESE MAN THAT RESPONDS TO THE TO THE ALIAS NAME OF "NETTO" WHOM PERFORMS HOMOSEXUAL MAN PLEASURES IN RETURN FOR TWINKIES AND DONUTS.
by BOB1980 August 28, 2008
Ignorant Jenny: "Mmm Wats this?looks good.." ( reaches in. Chip ready..)
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"
by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022
a person, place, or thing (noun....) that means that the object is a waste of space with a gelatinous structure/ texture.(aka...there fat.)
by Sewna June 22, 2006