by Telemakhos May 9, 2004
An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
by icecreamdinner July 24, 2009
When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"
by Firasa January 14, 2019
Definition:
To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
by Toney’S Tough September 5, 2019
American food for an Ameircan resturant.
Dumbfuck: I'm feelin' sophisticated tonight, lets get some Italian.
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...
by Taintfuck September 26, 2004
The realm of unlimited breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.
Boomer: Lets go to Olive Garden Later!
Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.
Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.
by BreadstickLover69 June 13, 2020
Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!
by CamillaPS April 24, 2006