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Old people 

Nature's training simulator for the zombie apocalypse.
Old people are non-lethal, but slow and will attack in large numbers. Just like zombies.
Old people by SpitShine Tommy December 25, 2011

old people 

people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?

daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.

old people fears 

A term coined by millennials referring to ethnic bias, homophobia, gender choice biases and sweeping political change in general.
Trump’s base is filled with followers commonly sharing and clinging to his decaying brand of old people fears.

A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”
Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna
A grip of old people by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020

old people 

People that are usually over 70. There are basiclly two types. The first is good. They are very funny, know how to take a joke, do not ranble on and can cook very well. They will also buy you lots of things and always bake cookies. The second type however, hate kids and are always criticizing technology although they have a computer they don't know how to use. Unless you wear sweaters and say ma'am a lot, they will wisper about you thinking that you can not hear them. Stay away from this kind, but be sure to get your freshly baked cookies from the first type of old people.
Ew look at that boy over there. He carries a {skateboard} and look at those ripped up jeans! He should be locked up.

Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.
old people by aed196 November 15, 2010

old people burning 

When old person(s) are aflame.
Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up!
old people burning by die_potato January 11, 2010