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old peoplesex (-0.822)
people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?

daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
by unfortunate grandson May 08, 2010
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Old peoplework (-0.733)
Nature's training simulator for the zombie apocalypse.
Old people are non-lethal, but slow and will attack in large numbers. Just like zombies.
by SpitShine Tommy December 20, 2011
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old peopleinternet (-0.925)
people over 65
by big k April 03, 2004
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old peoplename (-1.034)
People that are usually over 70. There are basiclly two types. The first is good. They are very funny, know how to take a joke, do not ranble on and can cook very well. They will also buy you lots of things and always bake cookies. The second type however, hate kids and are always criticizing technology although they have a computer they don't know how to use. Unless you wear sweaters and say ma'am a lot, they will wisper about you thinking that you can not hear them. Stay away from this kind, but be sure to get your freshly baked cookies from the first type of old people.
Ew look at that boy over there. He carries a {skateboard} and look at those ripped up jeans! He should be locked up.

Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.
by aed196 November 12, 2010
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old peoplename (-0.479)
the worst enemy of skaters, punks, hip-hop fans and generaly every young person who doesn't wear a tie and a cardigan... or lets just say every young person...no... every person
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans...
they come from "the past", a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont fuck around with them unless you have balls like a panzerfaust.
i kinda hate old people and i hope i dont end up like the ones you meet in the public bus
by SgrDD March 11, 2008
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Old Peoplename (-1.138)
Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL
Whats that smell? It smells like.....OLD PEOPLE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by Old Person April 01, 2010
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old peoplename (-0.651)
the funniest kind of people, commonly seen playing bingo, taking shits, and making old people porn
yo my grandparents are the coolest old people, i just got thier newest tape...GRANDPA GAVE GRANDMA A DUTCH OVEN
by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003
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