Old Dirt Road 

The colon or arsehole.

-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.

Old Dirt Road by Rygar12 November 7, 2016

up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

up the old dirt road by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008

the old dirt road 

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has [sex with his girlfriend.

the old dirt road by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014

Stroll down the old dirt road 

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

Stroll down the old dirt road by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022

Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

Up the Old Dirt Road by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009

old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

old as dirt by Skyon Archer December 11, 2012

The Old Dirty Needle 

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct

You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.

The Old Dirty Needle by PWHS December 21, 2009