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Group of people that insist on learning how to operate a computer, even though no such contraption existed up until they were 75 years old.
Old people shouldn't operate computers. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
by sam sam sam sam sam sam 111 August 24, 2006
 
1.
people over 65
look at all the old people.
by big k April 03, 2004
 
2.
the worst enemy of skaters, punks, hip-hop fans and generaly every young person who doesn't wear a tie and a cardigan... or lets just say every young person...no... every person
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans...
they come from "the past", a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont fuck around with them unless you have balls like a panzerfaust.
i kinda hate old people and i hope i dont end up like the ones you meet in the public bus
by SgrDD March 11, 2008
 
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Most of them are insecure and tight-fisted, have an aversion to change, are ignorant of anything new and are stubborn
Old people are selfish and should be condemned and left to die.
by weed November 17, 2004
 
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the funniest kind of people, commonly seen playing bingo, taking shits, and making old people porn
yo my grandparents are the coolest old people, i just got thier newest tape...GRANDPA GAVE GRANDMA A DUTCH OVEN
by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003
 
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people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?

daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
by unfortunate grandson May 08, 2010
 
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Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL
Whats that smell? It smells like.....OLD PEOPLE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by Old Person April 01, 2010