An little old woman in a HUGE old car wearing a big floppy hat, the hat is about all you can see behind the wheel of the gigantic car.
Be careful when traveling the Garden State Parkway down the shore, you're sure to run into an old hat or two!
by bigredchevytruck June 9, 2009
by Jacquez M December 25, 2006
Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.
by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003