Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may
"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"
by Ollieverrr November 24, 2020
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An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find
Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer
by DrakeSteele May 30, 2018
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Packing a saturated tampon while still inserted in the vagina until male climax has finished, then remove crimson tot and eat.
Baby, I want an Oklahoma Tater Tot for desert tonight after the Alabama Hot pocket.
by JP2HR August 23, 2019
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The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 12, 2021
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Lawton Oklahoma is the 3rd largest city in the state of Oklahoma . Known well for varieties of restaurants and the military base . The Lawton public school system haves over 300 schools in the district and haves approximately 7,000 students in total . Local teens are known to Go to the Lawton central mall on Saturdays . And popular stores are Tj maxx, target , and Walmart . And multiple other trending places . Lawton is A very diverse city . With huge mountains to look ahead of. The other false Statements on here are very upsetting considering the fact that Those people don’t live here .
Shady 580 stands for Lawton Oklahoma
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To make a sandwich without the bread and put it between someone’s asscheaks
My boyfriend made me an Oklahoma Sandwich
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