oh my science 

A pun which is contrived from the common exclamation "oh my god". The intention of the user of the expression is usually, in addition to expressing exclamation, to also draw subtle humour at the grand religion vs science debate (regardless of whether religion and science are truly mutually exclusive in the first place).

Oh my science! You wouldn't believe what I just saw.

Ha ha ha, you atheist. So what did you just see?

oh my science by chtchtcht July 11, 2014

"Oh My Science" Bias

A cognitive and cultural bias where science is elevated to the status of a religion—treated as an infallible authority, a source of ultimate meaning, and a substitute for traditional spiritual frameworks. It manifests in language (“thank science” instead of “thank God”), in rituals (treating scientific consensus as dogma), and in the sacralization of scientists as high priests. The bias isn’t about respecting science; it’s about worshiping it, often by people who consider themselves secular while reproducing the structure of faith. It replaces “God” with “Science” but keeps the deference, the intolerance of heresy, and the promise of salvation through knowledge. The “Oh My Science” Bias makes science a religion while denying it’s doing so.

"Oh My Science" Bias Example: “When she heard the vaccine news, she literally said ‘Oh my science’—and meant it as a prayer. The bias had quietly made science her religion without her noticing.”

"Oh My Science" Bias by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 23, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012