Skip to main content

olden daze 

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program
elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze
olden daze by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

Olden Dictionary 

Website similar to Urban Dictionary, except in that it defines old phrases and sayings instead of slang. Can be used to decipher what the hell your parents are talking about, or to sharpen up for the next grueling conversation with your grandparents.

oldendictionary.blogspot.com
I had no idea what my Dad was talking about until I went to Olden Dictionary...
Olden Dictionary by mewt1900 June 11, 2011

The Oden (DVDA edition) 

A deviation from Oden Viking Warrior's--The Oden. It involves 4 males who perform DVDA--in other words 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink. The males feel double the pleasure because there is more squeeze on their crotch cobras
The Oden (DVDA edition) is used for bonding, I perform it with my 3 sons instead of camping or fishing.

Diesel Oden

Diesel Oden is the type of person when you ask them how their day is going and he'll go on a tangent about how he hates how expensive milk is in Serbia, Also really, really hates feminist for no reason. DO NOT be a Diesel Oden
Hey man how are you?
Good but I cant stand how expensive alligator skin is in Florida
Aw cmon man you're being a real Diesel Oden right now
Diesel Oden by DankyLanky March 20, 2019

dirty oden 

Deez nutz
You just got dirty oden (d)
dirty oden by ggway September 6, 2021

Dirty Oden 

You grab you partners face then forcefully fuck it as your watching the lakers game
Aww Micheal pulled a dirty Oden last night, it was crazy
Dirty Oden by Landcoum79 September 27, 2023