Head Office 

A term that can be used to refer to your wife or girlfriend.

why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.

Person one- Hey man! are you coming to the bachelor party?

Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!

Head Office by mengelag June 11, 2009

Head office 

head office is gay boiz sex club in Cairns QLD Australia 42 Mc loud st up stairs $14 entry and have fun open 2pm - 2am 7 days

head office has porn 4 sale and toyz as well... all the best stuf only half the price...

Head office by 2q2bstr8 September 5, 2009

Head Office 

A slang word for someone's partner.

I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office

Head Office by zog! November 26, 2021

Office Headphone Syndrome 

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

Office Headphone Syndrome by Kentich January 4, 2024

Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

Officer Square Head by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

Chief Head Officer 

A woman (or more rarely a man) who finds him or herself near the top of the corporate ladder for no other reason than aptitude for performing and willingness to perform sexual favors.

Damn, that girl got the history department award, and is somehow president of the club the history teacher sponsors? She’ll make a fine Chief Head Officer someday.

Chief Head Officer by justlikemydearpapa July 28, 2021