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showing off 

Something adults tell you to quit doing, especially while with company, when your just standing around minding your own business doing nothing.

Mother: Kayman, quit showing off can't you see I have company!

Kayman: But mom I-

Mother: Don't make me come over there!

Kayman:(Mumbling) I hate that whore!
showing off by Kayeman Lanes March 20, 2006

Showing off 

To impress others by showing something to people he/she is proud of
Showing off is when someone comes and says, "OMG, you're talking about just blue lays, you have no idea how difficult it is to procure a packet of Cheetos!"
Showing off by Kash92 April 6, 2021

Snoring tits off 

Snoring hard, deep asleep
Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night

offwhoring 

Offwhoring is the practice of hiring an external organization to perform some or all business functions in a country other than the one where the product was originally sold, consumed, and produced. This practice is so named because it is done at the cost of reducing domestic employment. It can be contrasted with offshoring, in which the functions are performed by a foreign division or subsidiary of the parent company. Opponents point out that this sends work overseas, thereby reducing domestic employment. Many jobs in the infotech sectors - such as data entry, and customer support - have been or are potentially affected.
A company decides to relocate its services department to India while firing its domestic employees in order to cut costs.
offwhoring by Mica Cooper August 11, 2005

offshoring 

Offshoring is a practice where companies pay foreign workers 1/3 the pay for work (such as software development). What compaines fail to understand is that it takes the offshore workers 4 times as long to perform their work, and the resulting product is sub-par at best.
Local programmer makes $60.00 / hour.

The company decides to use offshoring to send the work to India for $20.00 / hour.

Instead of taking 8 hours to write a program locally (for a total of $480.00) they offshore the work and it takes 32 hours (for a total of $640.00) and the resulting program has text like:
"For more instruction be to clicking the yes button."

Pay more, get worse products, and take longer to get it done.

offshoring 

When incompetent overpaid fuckbitches like Kyle here fail to make enough money for their employers to make it worthwhile for said employers to pay for their websurfing and porn searching, and are then bangalored in favor of even more incompetent but underpaid fuckbitches being paid an eighth as much, the event is called offshoring.
A: I hear IBM is offshoring 11,000 jobs to that shithole India.
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!

offshoring by Job Thief May 18, 2006