An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon
by Acexc31 January 7, 2018
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Term used to describe a state of being off of the internet, no Facebook, Twitter, Skype, AIM, Gmail chat, Myspace etc. The only exception being e-mail and phone calls (only school/work related). Generally used in cases of drama-overdose.
"My dog died yesterday, and my boyfriend just dumped me so I'm going off-grid, guys. Call me."

"That bitch is totally cyber-bullying me so I'm going off-grid until that chick cools off."
by I'm purty May 7, 2010
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Looks different today than ever before, it's up for interpretation. Traditional off grid to modern day off grid and everything in between.

-Vanwives
Means you can be off grid and have a dance party under your solar panels streaming a live DJ with starlink.
by Vanwives January 15, 2023
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a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male
I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!
by oilyotter December 13, 2021
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