by tclcttb May 29, 2005
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:
kiss my nuts, my friend!
kiss my nuts, my friend!
by Gadget King January 19, 2011
adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.
Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"
Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"
Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"
Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"
Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
by funky_smyth June 22, 2006
by Nachobidness March 3, 2016
Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.
Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
by TooInchesTwoMuch December 24, 2014
by soggysammich June 15, 2010