1.Makes sounds on his bass that make my insides jiggle like
jello…aw yeah!!
2.Looks at times like the quintessential
demon of Christian lore yet posses a compelling beauty
3.Looks like a bad
boy but sounds like an angel
4.Definitely the most intriguing member of SOAD
5.Did I mention he plays the sexiest musical instrument in the sexiest band on the planet!!!