Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopusseyphobia by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙

You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussies by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019

Octopussiest 

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.

"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."

Octopussiest by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopussation 

A condition in which an individual develops flushes or blotches on the face during or after consuming alcohol beverages or products. Similar to alcohol flush reaction (AFR) instead it only occurs on the face.

- Oh look, Ken is turning into an octopus!
- Calm down dude! That's octopussation, it's an Asian thing.

Octopussation by jeffothegreatoctopus February 16, 2015

Octopussied 

The act of getting penetrated by 8 dicks in you pussy.

Damn, Becka got octopussied last night.

Octopussied by JayJay06 September 18, 2016

Octopussies 

A touchy lesbian couple. Because octopuses have 8 arms so they're touchy. And pussies because they're lesbains.

God, you're not going to invite them are you? They're total octopussies, they'll be all over each other the whole night.

Octopussies by Thedoctorturtle April 16, 2017