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obtainium 

any item, found or obtained for free.
"Love the new lamp...is that obtainium?"
obtainium by w.cook October 23, 2002

un-obtainium

The fictional element of a (person's) personality which makes them out of reach for either friendship, courtship, or a relationship.
She is 100% un-obtainium. She will never get involved with you.

obtanium 

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.
So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?
obtanium by cmackg May 13, 2005

Obtainition 

Ôb-tu-ni-shin (noun) the act of obtaining or acquiring something
Davis helped me a bunch with the obtainition of my home.
Obtainition by Onyx Tobias September 21, 2021

obtaining banana soule

To have done it all at this point you are a holy being who shall forever be a god the only way to lose banana souls is to stop tweeting BANANA SOULE and then linking alpharad deluxe channel at least once a day
Yo bro I just heard Ellie just told everyone the easy steps to obtaining banana soule!