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obtainium 

any item, found or obtained for free.
"Love the new lamp...is that obtainium?"
obtainium by w.cook October 23, 2002

un-obtainium

The fictional element of a (person's) personality which makes them out of reach for either friendship, courtship, or a relationship.
She is 100% un-obtainium. She will never get involved with you.

obtanium 

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.
So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?
obtanium by cmackg May 13, 2005

Obtainition 

Ôb-tu-ni-shin (noun) the act of obtaining or acquiring something
Davis helped me a bunch with the obtainition of my home.
Obtainition by Onyx Tobias September 21, 2021

obtaining banana soule

To have done it all at this point you are a holy being who shall forever be a god the only way to lose banana souls is to stop tweeting BANANA SOULE and then linking alpharad deluxe channel at least once a day
Yo bro I just heard Ellie just told everyone the easy steps to obtaining banana soule!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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