there is a road block or detour sign and it looks like you can't get there from here,but its ok its just an obstacle illusion
by Darbeab February 24, 2009
To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.
formally Cock Blocking
formally Cock Blocking
by Eddie lugo September 16, 2005
You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.
"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"
by sum_rdm_stnr November 23, 2011
This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over
relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .
by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017
After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!
by Snovas October 15, 2008
When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.
That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.
by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009