{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
Girl 1: I’m obsessed with tvd.
Girl 2: what’s tvd?
Girl 1: The vampire diaries duh.
Girl 2: go get therapy.
Girl 2: what’s tvd?
Girl 1: The vampire diaries duh.
Girl 2: go get therapy.
by vcidsprkr November 28, 2020
tw// pallas
when sum hoes have an obsession with the best hottest and smartest twitter user @bunnnisz... usually the obsession comes from users @hippoddiamandis and @witchdiamandis bcuz they are obsessed whales
when sum hoes have an obsession with the best hottest and smartest twitter user @bunnnisz... usually the obsession comes from users @hippoddiamandis and @witchdiamandis bcuz they are obsessed whales
* under faez post *
a: omg this flopped as usual
b: wtf how obsessed can you be get help because u have f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome)
*other tweet*
a: ......if this flops its faezs fault / faez hacked me
b: again you're bringing faez in... get help with ur f.o.s WHALE
a: omg this flopped as usual
b: wtf how obsessed can you be get help because u have f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome)
*other tweet*
a: ......if this flops its faezs fault / faez hacked me
b: again you're bringing faez in... get help with ur f.o.s WHALE
by rontwigs_luvrxx August 6, 2020
When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.
A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.
by B Zangaro February 1, 2023
When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler April 28, 2012
by Luxury Travel Babe April 25, 2023
Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.
By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.
by Cucklife February 6, 2021