obsequious 

To use excess flattery.
aka: kissing ass, aka: brown nosing

the brown nosed student frequently pleased his teachers with the use of obsequious compliments during oral intercourse.

obsequious by the misinformer May 13, 2005

obsequious 

To subject to or be put under for some form of servitude.

Also used ignorantly as a uniform all purpose adjective.

The teacher was very arduous and overbearing, thus making the students feel obsequious to her.

Yesterday I fell on this really obsequious nail, and now I have some really obsequious ttetanus and lockjaw. Its probably the last time I will skateboard in haunted houses.

obsequious by Dan the Rockstar July 18, 2006

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

Obsesties by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

obsequence

a series of obsequies.

Ten people were killed in the bus accident and an obsequence was held immediately.

obsequence by uttam maharjan December 1, 2013

obsequey 

the art of death

an in not the death of art

obsequey by y wont i die April 24, 2004

obsequious ass licking fool 

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

obsequious ass licking fool by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

obsequious 

of or relating to "salad"
synonyms: kinky, sexy, salad, cool, mangina... etc.

kamran: what are you up to jeremy?
Jeremy: oh im watching old greg
Kamran: how obsequious
jeremy: yes it is pretty salad
kamran: catch ya later brohemian rhapsody

obsequious by rockharddiewell January 27, 2009