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a small, short stature portly hairless little wanna be troll. Stands under 5' tall, usually wears shoes made in the Shire or those used for Competitive Broccoli Eating league. Usually farcical being who talks to hear himself with no logical or factual basis. Leader or high ranking member of the Oblonite} clan.
I was high on meth and ran into an Oblon. It ruined my high and I instantly became dumber.
oblon by 13Tyson March 6, 2020
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Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
Obalong by Giraffe neck 123 July 30, 2019

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

Oolong Tea 

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey
God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.
Oolong Tea by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"
person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong
mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006
An extremely lazy person. (From Goncharov's novel, Oblomov)

Also, Oblomovism - somebody who suffrers from laziness.
Your ass is still on the couch? Damn, you just another Oblomov.
Oblomov by Drake Studebake September 8, 2006
Olona is a rare name which originated in the Xhosa tribe
Pronunciation (all.oh.nah)
This is a rare name
Olona is a beautiful girl
Olona by Lil sexy thang October 25, 2020