oblivitron

When you're in a store, grocery or some sort of 'mart, and there's some oblivitron standing in the middle of an aisle with their cart pretty much blocking the whole aisle and the rest covered by their body.

A person so unconscious and oblivious of their surroundings that they block the aisle from other shoppers.
I was in Sobey's yesterday and some oblivitron was cock blocking the whole aisle!
by BigWilburMan April 25, 2011
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oblivitron

A person extremely oblivious to their surroundings. Usually with headphones in and tunnel vision on. Typically not with hostility or negative connotation.
The friend waved and said goodbye before leaving the lobby but oblivitron over there didn't notice.
by Avatopaz September 28, 2022
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