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intuitively obvious to the most casual observer 

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.
"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

ratioed to oblivion

when a Twitter dolt gets ratioed by a factor of 10 or more
Henry quote-tweeted Jacob Wohl and was ratioed to oblivion with 2 retweets and 6K comments

Luge to Oblivion

When you have something very potent generally alcoholic or narcotic that hits you so hard there is no coming back and before you know it its the next day you have a hangover from hell and smell like a dumpster. It can be after a few other drinks and Tequila slammers seem like a good idea or that first drink of a Gin Martini on an empty stomach but its the feeling of inability to recover regardless of if you stop drinking that tells you that you have stepped onto the luge and are going head-first to Oblivion.
'We all had four mezcal slammers and that was the start of the luge to oblivion.'
'I remember trying that weird cigarette and then I must have stepped on the luge to oblivion as its all a blank.'
Luge to Oblivion by Frandango April 17, 2021

edging to oblivion

when you edge so much that the slightest contact with your dick causes you to cum instantly
the fuck were you doing the last couple hours?
bro i was edging to oblivion piss off

edging to oblivion

edging until the slightest touch of your dick causes you to cum
jared : yo that e-sex was crazy
michelle: yeah fr you be edging to oblivion

scortched to oblivion 

scortched to oblivion
Our crops were scortched to oblivion
scortched to oblivion by anonymous September 19, 2022