An adjective describing a condition inflicted on a large majority of the population to make the average person seem thinner and more attractive
Man that girl standing next to that 400 pound obese dude is hot!
by universal_eskimo August 9, 2005
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Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.
Oh, gross-- that person is much too obese to show it off like that.
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Someone who annoys others when they sit next to them on a bus, train or aeroplane.
"Wow that guy is so obese, he should purchase two seats. One for each arse cheek"
by Richard Ellis April 28, 2006
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very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them
check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha
by pesteds August 24, 2007
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Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat
Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!
by Cerpin Taxxt November 9, 2006
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Most definitions here say that to be obese is idiotic. In most cases, it’s not. For some people, it’s an eating disorder caused by a wide range of things. Depression, as one example. For others, they don’t have control over their weight. This might be because of medications or an underlying disease. Some people are obese and doing everything that they can short of starving themselves and it still doesn’t work.

Never ever judge an obese person too soon. They may have a legitimate reason. And don’t insult anyone about it. After all, that’s their body, their business.
Judging guy: He’s obese, he must be a lazy retard
Smart guy: Oh please, be a little nicer. You have no idea what his condition is.
by Ok hun September 10, 2019
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