-On the occurrence of oaves being present a subsequent increase in stupidity, lack of hygiene, and obscene behavior becomes exponential.
-New York state law prohibits the occupation of a room by more than two oaves
"Haha. Yeah..that's my Oafe. Why?"
"You mean that's the guy that passes all of your tests??"
"But he's super hottt!"
"Haha.(: Yepp...I'm aware."