-The plural form of oaf.
-On the occurrence of oaves being present a subsequent increase in stupidity, lack of hygiene, and obscene behavior becomes exponential.
-New York state law prohibits the occupation of a room by more than two oaves
Ever since Tom and Dennis got here this place smells like shit, i can't take all of these oaves!
An absolutely incredible guy. He is the sweetest, most caring guy that you will ever meet. He has good morals for himself, and treats his girl like a lady. Once you have met him, you feel like he is the sun to your day, and can't imagine a sunny day without him. He is funny and goofy, constantly singing, he is witty and full of movie quotes. He loves and genuinely cares for everyone that has stepped into his life. You will be inspired and constantly be encouraged to be a better person, and to continue growing in your love for Jesus. Whenever you doubt him, he will come through for you better than what you had ever imagined. When you are struggling, stressed, and worried, he can not only comfort and ease the pain, but he will also do absolutely whatever he can to help. He always knows exactly what to say. And he is becoming even more ridiculouly remarkable with every day. I love him with every inch of my being. I have doubt that he will always be my other half. I can't imagine anyone ever loving me or taking care of me the way that he does. I love him more than words can possibly say, and I will continue to tell him that every day of my life. Not to mention again how incredibly sexy and gorgeous he is as well. He has beautiful tan skin, blonde hair, and beautiful brownish-green eyes. I've never been so attracted to anyone in my life, and I don't believe that I ever will be. I LOVE YOU, my Oafe.(:
"Nicole, was that him?"
"Haha. Yeah..that's my Oafe. Why?"
"You mean that's the guy that passes all of your tests??"
"But he's super hottt!"
"Haha.(: Yepp...I'm aware."