| 1. | Johan Santana | ||
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The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS. Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.
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| 2. | A's | ||
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The best bay baseball team hands down.To all the haters who dont like the A's fuck all yall.Your just mad a team with such a small payroll will knock your teams dick in the dirt. A's World titles 4
Giants World Titles 0 |
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| 3. | A's | ||
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Possibly the wost Bay Area team ever turning all the not so loyal SF Giants fans into wussy Oakland A's fans who have no common sense. A's fan: Ha ha the Giants lost the world series.
Giants fan: at least we made it hella farther your fag team. |
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| 4. | A's | ||
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1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.
2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics. 1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.
2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke. |
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| 5. | Fucking A Trade | ||
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When you make a trade that makes everyone else in the league say "Fucking A!" Phrase originally coined by Oakland A's GM Billy Beane. Applicable in any major league sport, fantasy sports, or to the average fan whose team makes a stupid, or savvy, trade. KC Royals Idiot: "I just traded Johnny Damon to the A's for two no-name minor leaguers!"
Slightly Smarter KC Royals Moron: "Fucking A!" |
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| 6. | Barry Zito | ||
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The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.
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Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul. Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude. This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds. Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance. All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example. Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all. |
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| 7. | L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B | ||
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Short for like my but and suck on my balls! a lyric from the movie "Team America" my teacher told larry and i that we had extra homework so we told him to L.M.B.A.S.O.M.B!!!!
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