midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.

Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX November 3, 2015

Oak beater

A man who beats his wood when he goes into the forest and then he comes home with lots of wood for the fire

Wood cutter: Damn bro that jake guy is so good he is an oak beater
Jake: I know im so strong and it gets the job done

by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022

Tangly oaks

An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.

Had some tangly oaks last night and my girlfriend fucked my boss

by Tangleman August 7, 2021