n. A typically overpriced, small amount of mid quality dankness Marijuana that can be purchased within the suburbs of Oak Park, California. The price of an Oak Park Gram typically hovers above or at $20 USD and can be purchased in obvious consumer locations such as 7-11.
"Yo dude think anyone in your phonebook can hook us up with some herb?! I'm dying for an Oak Park Gram!"
"Don't sweat it, I know tons of kids slinging OPG's, just hit up 7-11."
"Don't sweat it, I know tons of kids slinging OPG's, just hit up 7-11."
by SuburbanHero July 21, 2008
A shitty high school filled with douchers that are just trying to get their dicks wet and sluts that'll take off their shirts after one strawberrita. Nicknamed "Smoke Park", it also is infested with pot heads that are simply dumb enough to bring Mary Jane on school grounds. Everything about this place sucks major ass except the potato bowl Tuesday's. God bless them taters.
by TittyTittyGangBang June 27, 2017
hooking up with someone from oak park & river forest high school, fenwick, and trinity during your high school years.
by wjdichevwvndichsv April 3, 2019
a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit
“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”
by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 9, 2020
1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
by heyohmesayayo March 7, 2011
a public high school in oak park, west of chicago. more then half the kids smoke hella weed and party, the other half are from river forest, and are good church-going, rule abiding citizens. kids there love pot. and so do some teachers. Sometimes known as "Smoke Park" and "Reefer Forest"
by abcd12321 December 16, 2010
Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
by lemonbitch January 12, 2019