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gary o'neill

Professional chicken factory worker who was born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year. Has extremely large fingers which so I'm told more than make up for his tiny manhood. Also helps him to spin the decks, even though everyone knows that he isn't a real DJ. Not all there.
Look at him over there, he's a proper Gary O'Neill man.
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the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E 

Like someone like minecraft SAY THIS WORD OR SOMETHING
Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.

Garb O’ Darb 

Garb O’ Darb was a person whom was born in the 1850s. Not much is known about his life, although he was known for garbing all the time. He tended to gas off as well. He died in an avalanche in 1903.
Garb O’ Darb gasses off a lot.

B.O.B. garage 

A nightstand, home of a girl's B.O.B (aka Battery Operated Boyfriend/dildo).
After dumping her loser boyfriend, Daphne grabbed her favorite B.O.B. from the B.O.B. garage to console herself.
B.O.B. garage by lilacj143 January 2, 2009

Gary O’neill 

Extremely large fingers.

Not all there.
Not a real DJ
Professional chicken factory worker born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year.
You’re a fucking Gary O’neill!

ogarious 

To resemble or to be related to Ogres in some way. However, it does not necessarily mean something is ugly or hideous. It is a positive resemblance to Ogres in that it is mythical and strange.
Me: I had my job interview today and I felt really confident about it.
Emily: Ah, indeed. That is so ogarious.
Me: Myesssssss......Quite ogarious.
ogarious by ogarious August 14, 2019