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SLUT O VISION 

The ability to spot any slut on the bar or any other soroundings,
Man I was at the bar last night and I was picking more than 15 sluts on my slut o vision.
SLUT O VISION by Jake the LD September 22, 2005

Spank-o-Vision 

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.
I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

Avert-O-Vision 

1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
Avert-O-Vision by Badwsky February 10, 2010

sack-o-vision 

When you place your testicles over someones eyes.

Much like night vision and arabian goggles, except sack-o-vision.
"I'll give you sack-o-vision if you don't shut up now Mr Howard!"
sack-o-vision by John Howards August 12, 2005

Web-o-vision 

1. Watching the Youtubes or the Netflixes on the television.
2. Tom Green’s nickname for his groundbreaking show that he streamed from his basement,
Gonna put on the web-o-vision and chill.
Web-o-vision by shinsyotta May 29, 2021

tan-o-vision

the style of viewing tan lines; the vision of bikinni and/or tan lines on a male or female
Wow! I'm picking up some major tan-o-vision off that girl.