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Fuck'O'La'Toogan

Hello sincerley
I Fuck'O'La'Tooganed my neighbor
Pronounced "La dash oh" (one word). A young man far beyond his years, in every respect. He has taste only for the most expensive, the most refined, the most platinum. He's way more platinum than you. You can't help but be impressed. And then you see his women, if he deems you worthy. You can't contain yourself. There are so many of them. They are so hot. They are so satisfied. Your jealousy consumes you. You start acting so unlike La-O. He slaps the shit out of you and says, "See ya around, b*tch". Except he won't. La-O has no room for second chances.
You wish your kid was a La-O.
La-O by La-O's B November 5, 2014

h.o.l.l.a.n.d 

hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies
end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

Crack O' Lantern 

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

boob-o-lanterns 

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test
1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).