Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
To be 'Off Your Nut' means three things.
1. To be absolutely fucked as a cunt from drugs.
2. To be crazy.
3. To be sick of or 'over' the nut that you are currently eating.
Is also commonly said 'Off Ya Nugget'.
1. To be absolutely fucked as a cunt from drugs.
2. To be crazy.
3. To be sick of or 'over' the nut that you are currently eating.
Is also commonly said 'Off Ya Nugget'.
1. Look at you! Your 'Off Your Nut'
2. Tom was declared 'Off His Nut' when he saw an alien steal his baby.
3. I believe that I am now 'Off My Nut', this 3ft peanut is too salty.
I was 'Off Me Nugget' last night, getting rude like a rumpig.
2. Tom was declared 'Off His Nut' when he saw an alien steal his baby.
3. I believe that I am now 'Off My Nut', this 3ft peanut is too salty.
I was 'Off Me Nugget' last night, getting rude like a rumpig.
by Diego November 28, 2003
by danni December 18, 2003
by jabooty January 8, 2008
by Mario-san February 13, 2008
To participate in an activity that results in ejaculation. Usually exclaimed, directed at a person. Said person is most likely in a situation that the commentator believes will end in orgasm. "Nut" refers to semen, and thus, to get your nut, is to ejaculate.
When the female counterpart is aware of the meaning of this phrase, it is usually more polite to instead say, "GYN". The female may or may not understand this abbreviation.
When the female counterpart is aware of the meaning of this phrase, it is usually more polite to instead say, "GYN". The female may or may not understand this abbreviation.
Bill Gates is seen walking alongside a very attractive woman.
Super Mario: "Yeah Bill Gates, get your nut!!!!"
Luigi catches a glimpse of Mario walking into a secluded area of his back yard with an extremely attractive girl.
Luigi: "MARIO! YEAH DUDE!! GET YOUR NUT"
Super Mario: "Yeah Bill Gates, get your nut!!!!"
Luigi catches a glimpse of Mario walking into a secluded area of his back yard with an extremely attractive girl.
Luigi: "MARIO! YEAH DUDE!! GET YOUR NUT"
by PubicForestBurner July 15, 2009
Dropping your nuts is when you try to show how tough you are and show out for a girl
It’s a way of trying to show people how masculine you are
It’s a way of trying to show people how masculine you are
by GorRhinoDaRealest May 9, 2022