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One of the Best kid's story ever made,
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.
i really loved this years presentation of the "nutcracker"
by diableincarne December 29, 2003
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Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.
Boy, that nutcracker left me drained and both girls washing their faces.
by jonboy absolute February 10, 2012
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the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs
ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker
by andy kallick January 31, 2006
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A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.
It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.
by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016
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In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.
"He just did a nutcracker into the water!"
"He won't be walkin for a while."
by teh pwn January 05, 2006
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A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.
Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.
by aubreydwoodsshannon March 21, 2008
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