Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.
Boy, that nutcracker left me drained and both girls washing their faces.
by jonboy absolute February 10, 2012

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the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons
The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.
by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

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A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.
It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.
by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016

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the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs
ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker
by andy kallick January 31, 2006

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When the suck is so good that you have to nut inside.
Mary was so good last night that I gave her a nutcracker!
by DariusDudeGuy April 09, 2017

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A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.
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by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

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:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.
*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."
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