Definitions by aubreydwoodsshannon

nutcracker 

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

nutcracker by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

showstoppin 

1)When you're in the car, and you ride slow, and you doin' things that the girls don't do.
2)Roadhead in a convertible.

1)We were showstoppin' all through vegas!
2)I was showstoppin' this guy, and he came all over my mink bucket seats!

showstoppin by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

merry go round 

When you prop a girl on your penis and you spin her around, while playing/singing creepy carnival music.

I gave that bitch the merry go round last night, and she was real dizzy!

merry go round by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008