a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
by i am so frikin bored.... February 3, 2011
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!
Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.
Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.
Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.
Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.
Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
by BruffandConlon August 3, 2013
There is nothing like working in the yard for a couple of hours in July then treating your girl to a nut butter splash before you shower.
by HomerJGL April 28, 2007
it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter
example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"
"really did you shuve it in her ass"
"hell yah" :P
"really did you shuve it in her ass"
"hell yah" :P
by mr.smarterass April 4, 2009
The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.
"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."
by Misterfisteroboto August 9, 2019
Sweat that comes from between the legs, specifically around the testicles and perineum, which has a cheese-like consistency
by Look-aid Maniac December 7, 2015
by danielle June 2, 2007