taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019

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Number 3

Going to the bathroom, and jerking off.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and do a number 1...and a number 3

by Opiepost69 April 16, 2018

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Number 3

noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate

Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."

"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."

by Fob Star November 3, 2009

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going number 3

That time-of-the-month.

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?

by willbdefined4u August 31, 2010

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Number 3

OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat

Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 5, 2020

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