numbchucks

A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.

I've got awesome numbchuck skills.

by Brandon Eldridge February 11, 2005

numbchucks

A beating device comprised of two sticks connected by a chain. Primarily used by the ninjas in order to dominate those samurai pansies.

If you don't shut up, I will hit you in the face with my numbchucks.

by Master Chucnumb May 3, 2006

numbchucking

Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.

Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.

by Requiett May 19, 2006

numbchuck

A boy doing something really dumb without thinking about what he is doing. With the female version being Numbchick.

that was a numbchuck move, mans really didn’t think that one through. He’s such a numbchuck.

by hbman04 October 6, 2020

numbchucking

The mischievous act of scandalized personalities towards people.

Doing or saying things to or about people behind their back.

"Bitches go behind your back, like numb chucks, and that's fucked up"

I don't associate with numbchucking people, they are crooked as a paper clip!

by awesomeunique1 October 30, 2018

numbchucker

Being silly or stupid; making stupid choices.

John decided to break up with his hottie girlfriend Ashley because she's left-handed. What a numbchucker!

by Jenn L. September 30, 2007

numbchuck

alternative (correct) spelling of numchuck

"How about a numbchuck," Dana asked Terry seductively.

by Brian Curley January 25, 2008