numbazing 

When an object exhibits such a high degree of amazing-ness that your body's natural reaction is to stop the flow of blood to your testicles, resulting in your left and/or right nut(s) going numb

Jack: did u see shaun white land that triple mcTwist?
joe: it was numbazing brah
Jack: yea i know right?... i still cant feel mine, and it happened 2 weeks ago
joe: ...bro, call a doctor
Jack: i'll be fine, maybe i can walk it off...

numbazing by i fell on a door knob June 18, 2010

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

numbing depression 

Numbing depression is when u are in such a deep part of depression that all your feelings have become numb and can't not cry anymore...

Mario: why are u so emotionless

Josh: I have numbing depression

numbing depression by That one ugly kid June 26, 2017

numbing out

Is a psychology/ recovery term, when someone is procrastinating, isolating themselves, and going nowhere. Being stalled and not taking care of business.

I should've solved the problem, but I was just numbing out, I really need to do something!

numbing out by dah_09 January 23, 2009

Numbing the Loneliness 

To masturbate several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone.

"dude brb numbing the loneliness" - spagett

Numbing the Loneliness by one oh one September 18, 2011

NumbRinger 

When one takes a shit for so long, their legs go numb and they have a ring around their ass from the toilet seat...a NumbRinger

Ray-Ray: I was over at Big Fat DaQuisha's house the other day and she came wobblin' out of the bathroom, bumpin into walls and barely standing up straight.

T-Bone: Whaaaaat????? What the hell was her problem?

Ray-Ray: That's what I asked...That's when she told me she was on the toilet for 45 minutes and had herself a NumbRinger.

T-Bone: Damn dude...that's the worst...she must go 3 bills. Did you see the ring?

Ray-Ray: Naw...her's legs was numb so I took her word for it.

T-Bone: Smart.

Ray-Ray: NumbRinger smart!

NumbRinger by Bizboo November 10, 2009

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability 

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009