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An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.
Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!
by s3 November 04, 2012
When a nub gets owned by multiple nubs, they become a nub salad.

When you get owned at a game, and its not even close, and the other player is a pats fan
When you play a game of blitz and the opposite player is a pats fan, and you destroy them with the jets, you have the rights to call them a nub salad or just the blitz bitch.
by Rory 'The Bitch' Finneran April 22, 2007