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A direct descendant of "douche". Realistically referring to the nozzle from which the douche-water is sprayed from. This is an insulting term basically saying that the nozzler in question is not even worthy of being the douche, douche-bag, or the douche water.
"That guy is being a total nozzler".

"Those drunken jackasses up there are being complete nozzlers".

Great with combos!

"Don't be such a chotch nozzler."
nozzler by K_Money_GT November 14, 2005
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cock nozzler 

A cocknozzler is when a man takes a cock up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the penis until it is red raw and ejaculates its bloody cum into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. After that the cock nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (Male or female) hairy anal beads as they moan a conservation to someone. Near the end the cock nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.
Pokemon Master 1: Whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
Polemon Master 2:That kid only has two pokemons, what a cock nozzler.
cock nozzler by EarFucker69 December 9, 2014

Dirty Nozzler

Someone who is not a friend or family member of Cal Fire.
Look at that dirty nozzler trying to drive our fire truck.
Dirty Nozzler by MoneyHustard December 31, 2025

Nozzle Sniffer 

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.
I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.
Nozzle Sniffer by mzshank January 23, 2011

meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"
Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.
meat nozzle by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012

Nozzle Affect 

The result of explosive diarrhea unleashed at the most unpropitious time during anal intercourse. The receiver would vent the liquified contents of their bowels at the moment of the giver's contact. Mechanically this would be the equivalent of a garden hose nozzle in the light mist setting. The end result would be a spray of viscous feces in a circular pattern around the point of origin.
Joe didn't want to be someone's bitch when he went to prison. So, he loaded up on the chili before his sentencing. When put in the situation to receive anal sex Joe waited for just the right moment to give that bastard the nozzle affect.
A slang word for a NOS canister (laughing gas)
Kevin- yo bruv u got any nozzers left?
Jose- Yh bout half a box
Kevin- arite safe
nozzer by topcatom September 27, 2017