nozzed 

Noun/Adjective

To be high, intoxicated, or tripping.

To be rambling on while high.
To describe someone who is mentally gone/unstable

Dude, I’m noZZED as fuck right now.

Wanna get noZZED?

Bro, he’s noZZED for sure.

nozzed by DaFreakIzHere January 27, 2018

Nozzed 

A person high on Nitrous Oxide

That Chav is proper nozzed

Nozzed by KRS1-5.0 September 21, 2019

Side Nozzled 

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation

Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.

Side Nozzled by Side Nozzler March 8, 2011

nowledgeable

A state of not actually knowing anything useful or accurate about something, but insisting that you do in fact know scores on the subject matter in question.

Typically displayed by managers, belligerent ludites and salesmen.

I asked our nowledgeable server vendor for a quote on new CPUs for my DB server. Now I've got a quote on three SANs and SAP....

nowledgeable by The Evil Muppet September 15, 2009

COD Noledge 

When people who play Call of Duty think they know anything and or everything about weapons, war, etc.

Stupid Noob: Hey call of duty is so cool, i would be such a good sniper in real life cuz i am in the game.

GI: Stupid noob you obviously have a serious case of COD Noledge, because you can't be born that fuckin retarded

COD Noledge by mastabates June 17, 2009

Nobled 

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.

I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled

Nobled by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019

Barnes & Nobled 

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

Barnes & Nobled by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009