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Nottonighter
Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a “Nottonighter" when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
Nottonighter by NotTonight February 2, 2026
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Nottonighter
Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a Nottonighter when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
Nottonighter by NotTonight February 2, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable