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a person who does not use social media 

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media
I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

social not-working 

Procrastinating important things in need to be done such as studying, or assignments due the next day, by social networking on websites like facebook.
Dork: "Hey, did you get that assignment done yet? i already finished my research paper"
Typical lazy guy: "No, i'm social not-working right now"

Teacher: "Im concerned about your grades slipping, have you been studying?"
Student: "No, i've been socially not-working instead"
Teacher: (sighs) Facebook is the only book kids will read these days...

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

nonsocialite

Often confused with being antisocial, nonsocialites prefer to be with friends but are incredibly quiet around new people. Once a nonsocialite feels comfortable around these new people, he or she will quickly become fast friends will most or all of them.
My friends used to think I was antisocial, but I'm really a nonsocialite.
nonsocialite by rillegas08 November 19, 2010

nosocialising 

Nocialising - The act of being out in a social public setting (i.e. Restaurant, Cocktail Bar, Coffee shop) and only spending time on your mobile device; not the people with or around you.«
The kids were nosocialising together.
nosocialising by catjes December 16, 2013

nosocializing 

One who is not in the moment and relies on technology to keep them company in the company of others.
"I was at lunch with friends and rather than watch the game, everyone was nosocializing with facebook posts and instagram. I would have rather been there by myself!"
nosocializing by wasabee January 7, 2014