Not Proud to be an American 

The way one feels upon realization that the US court system may have put to death an innocent person.

Guy to his friend: "O man, this sucks."
Friend: "What happened?"
Guy: "Scientific evidence shows a man put to death in Texas in 2004 was really innocent."
Friend: "Wow dude, that makes me Not Proud to be an American."

Not Proud to be an American by modern thinker September 24, 2011

Not Proud to be an American 

a person who has realized that you do not have to agree with everything your president and government say or do. this person is one of the few who actually use their right to freedom of speech instead of just going along with the masses.

Hey, Joe, do you actually see any proof that there is a need for this attack on Iraq?
No Bob, i don't, and that makes me not proud to be an american right now.

Not Proud to be an American by freedom of speech June 22, 2006

Not Proud to be an American 

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

Not Proud to be an American by tradesman June 22, 2006

not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.

Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.

Not my proudest shlick by User404and007 June 27, 2019